i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
