i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
