ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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