We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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