i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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