are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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