remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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