she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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