I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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