he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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