I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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