I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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