We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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