Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
