The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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