I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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