hell yes lets make some ravioli
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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