Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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