Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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