It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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