nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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