If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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