Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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