I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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