Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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