the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you win again, gameday.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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