Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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