After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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