Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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