Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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