we have officially lost it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize