that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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