Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
