my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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