Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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