I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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