I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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