thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You are the jesus of drinking
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
