why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
you win again, gameday.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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