I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Randomize