Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You left your underwear on the fireplace
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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