Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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