Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
A+ Viking dick
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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