ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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