he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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