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say what?
wanna hang out?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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