Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
No stitches, just platelets and will power
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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