i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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