Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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