lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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