You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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