well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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