apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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