i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
